The Real Mark Twain
the-king-in-yellow:

Finally taking my late grandfather’s gun home.

Zombie protection?

the-king-in-yellow:

Finally taking my late grandfather’s gun home.

Zombie protection?

baconmane:

FUCK

hardtastycandy:

“Recreate any Game/Film/Album cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans”

bobwell

drarna:

i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.

Never insult a vampire

Never insult a vampire

Can someone please explain to me why it’s suddenly cool to play Dungeons and Dragons?

the-king-in-yellow:

Where was this public opinion when I was getting stuffed into lockers?

My younger bro is starting a campaign soon. I am excite!

boyswanna-be-her:

Would legit consider getting these tattoos of Cheryl and Pam, 0% joking.

by MeganLara, ganked from tehphri4r